If you have never been repulsed by
these vile disgusting creatures, then
you have never spent 3 seconds in
a confined area with their shrieking
warble of death. Just look if
you dare through the dust mite
ridden fluff, into the blackened
eyes of the beast.
Back to the flea infested cage of the beast.
Slow down Man! I'm working on it. No really, check out "To Kill A Cockatiel."
I Hate Cockatiel widgets. Feathery putrid fun for the whole family.
Ok Buddy, I give you the low down on this demonic ball of fluff.
Twitter - The sound a Cockatiel makes whilst being choked. Also a nifty way to inform the hordes who despise these beasts.
what the swill
Selection #1
Splat-a-tiel Rainbow. Download


Selection #2
Golden Splat-a-tiel. Download


Selection #3
Gilded Splat-a-tiel. Download

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What the ELL!

Read this in the same voice you should be reading my Tweets by doing a bad imitation of Peter Lorre.

Yes It's Free. I know what you're saying, "But how can you give these priceless works
of putrid crap away?"

Stop arguing! We just have to make your Yuletide a little brighter.

Oh yeah, size is 1024 x 768 but one size fits all.
Just stretch it like a Tiels throat




And Santa if you're listening, please send all the Cockatiels back to Hell from whence they came.

Luv, SurlyE