If you have never been repulsed by
these vile disgusting creatures, then
you have never spent 3 seconds in
a confined area with their shrieking
warble of death. Just look if
you dare through the dust mite
ridden fluff, into the blackened
eyes of the beast.
Back to the flea infested cage of the beast.
Slow down Man! I'm working on it. No really, check out "To Kill A Cockatiel."
I Hate Cockatiel widgets. Feathery putrid fun for the whole family.
Ok Buddy, I give you the low down on this demonic ball of fluff.
Twitter - The sound a Cockatiel makes whilst being choked. Also a nifty way to inform the hordes who despise these beasts.
games
To Kill a Cockatiel.
Now this is a damn fine game!
Play, enjoy...

I know what your thinking,
Is there a prize? Exploding filthy
screeching fuzz balls is
its own reward.

No, seriously. A perfect score
gets you a free winged sack of
filth know only as Fred.

So, send a screen shot of
your perfect score and I'll consider
crating the maggot up and shipping
him in an airtight container.